Tag Archives: Poop
Toddler History: Hitler and Potty Training
Oh, potty training. When to start? How to do it? What are the experts saying? What does it mean when my child tells me she wants to “see it,” and smell her poopy diaper before I throw it away? If … Continue reading
Butts on Fire: Curing Diaper Rash
About 12 weeks in to being a mother, I had the realization that my new station in life and prime reason for existence was to now take care of somebody else’s asshole. Oh, I know that sounds vulgar, but think … Continue reading
Teaching Your Little Candy Freak the True Meaning of Halloween
This was our first year trick or treating in Manhattan where children knock on store fronts instead of houses. It’s great, your local dry-cleaning ladies, Dunkin’ Donuts workers, and hardware store owners dole out sweets and you don’t have to … Continue reading
