I’m a part-time copywriter, mom, and wife living in New York City in the ever burgeoning, almost there, still gentrifying neighborhood of 
Washington Heights, Manhattan. I have a love hate relationship with New York and NEVER planned to raise a child here–even if it’s turning out to be the bees knees.
This blog is satire and not a venue for legitimate parenting advice, but you might pick up a few helpful tips along the way. Believe me, I’m the last person you should ask about motherhood!
